Monday, April 3, 2017
Game Tonight - Why I Won't Be Watching
I went to a college that was not really that good at sports. Here are a couple of clues about the expectations.
1. I took my kids to a football game at the grand alma mater when they played a weaker opponent. I couldn't make up what happened next. After the score changed to 23 a message quickly appeared on the scoreboard that said "23 is a prime number."
That's embarrassing. Right away you now know that I didn't go to an SEC school or any other school with a football tradition.
2. As a student I once attended a game with someone in a wheelchair. That allowed us to watch the game from the track that surrounded the field. It was so quiet during the game that I could hear the quarterback swearing at the other guys in the huddle.
3. The school's basketball team has made it to the NCAA tournament once - this year. That's probably the clue you'd need to figure out what school I attended.