What Does Someone Get Pete Rose For His Diamond Birthday?

Happy 75th birthday to Pete Rose.  Can he get access to diamonds for his diamond birthday?

I knew that Rose always wore #14, but I didn't know that day was his birthday.

What should he get for his birthday?  We all know what he wants.

1.  A new nickname?

2.  An assistant who can help him prepare for TV announcing gigs?

3.  a lifetime pass to SportsClips?

Happy birthday to the guy I hated to see play against the Cubs.  Why?  He was always the guy who wanted to win more than anyone else on the field.